I just read that Milo and Hayden broke up. Apparently Hayden “is young” — did they just now figure that out? — and likes to go out and do what young underage people do, while Milo has outgrown that stage and would rather focus on some other side project he has going. So there’s a good chance I won’t be posting as much. It’s only a matter of time before Milo comes to Minnesota and meets me, falls madly in love with me and decides I’m just what he’s looking for, both right now and the rest of his life. My actual boyfriend might have a problem with this, but I really think there is plenty of room for compromise here.